CRITTERZ® BAD HABITS COLLECTION

WARNING: The ownership of and prolonged exposure to Critterz products have been associated with measurable deviations from socially accepted patterns of behavior. prolonged nocturnal activity, recreational wandering, excessive music consumption, and an increased tolerance for uncertainty. 

Users may experience a heightened appreciation for public transportation infrastructure, temporary feelings of invincibility, and a tendency to remain outdoors beyond socially recommended hours.

Additional side effects may include:

• recreational intoxication
• disappearing without notice
• remaining awake for unreasonable durations
• participation in unsanctioned gatherings,
• elevated nicotine consumption
• elevated cannabis consumption
• experimental self-destruction
• attraction to loud music, dim lighting, and questionable environments
• chronic dissatisfaction with ordinary life

and the romanticization of otherwise unremarkable urban environments.

Individuals exhibiting symptoms of emotional detachment, chronic boredom, excessive self-awareness, or a desire to disappear temporarily may be particularly susceptible.

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, or prevent poor judgment.

Critterz does not endorse unlawful conduct and assumes no responsibility for missed opportunities, damaged sleep schedules, altered priorities, or sudden desires to self-destruct. However, the organization recognizes a statistically significant overlap between the ownership of Critterz products and participation in stories that begin with the phrase "Watch this.”

In rare cases, individuals may mistake freedom for self-destruction or self-destruction for freedom.

Use responsibly.
Or don't.